Kiss the real world goodbye and welcome to Oz.

If you don’t think it’s worth stayin’ alive to see that, you ain’t worth Vinnie’s CPR …

We’re all haunted by our pasts …

We’re all haunted by our pasts …

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More bad news related to those dreaded words: the economic downturn. Surely the economy has long-since turned down, but I digress.

A charity has claimed that UK families with children will be hardest hit by the latest government austerity measures, with a drop of £1,250 a year in affected household incomes.

The Beeb immediately reports said news – and illustrates it with a picture of Bianca from EastEnders (the redheaded rent-a-gob) and her brood of four stroppy children.

And they say the news isn’t dumbing down.

Or maybe in these cash-strapped times, even that bastion of public service broadcasting needs to resort to a little cross-promotion.

Because of course if you’re worried about how to put food on the table for your own little darlings, you’ll naturally be roused from your penny-counting  with that all-important mantra in a time of fiscal crisis: “Ooh, I must remember EastEnders is on tonight …”

Still, if money worries are getting you down, it could always be worse. You could be married to Ricky Butcher.

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

Quite simply my favourite wordsmith.

Quite simply my favourite wordsmith.

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Brace yourself, it turns out the Wendi Deng verified Twitter account is … fake!

So it turns out nothing on the interwebz can be taken as gospel - not even those little blue ticks. *gasp*

I just don’t know where we go from here.

Well, if it’s good enough for Johnny …

Well, if it’s good enough for Johnny …

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I can’t not smile when I see or hear this - Sunburst by Picturehouse. :)

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Why lament being single when, quite clearly, I’m going to marry this man. He just doesn’t know it yet. ;)

Why lament being single when, quite clearly, I’m going to marry this man. He just doesn’t know it yet. ;)

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inletcharleyssurf:

Somewhere under the rainbow…

inletcharleyssurf:

Somewhere under the rainbow…

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